From December 22, 2018
Key West - A Couple of Days Before Christmas Story
This
is true. I don't make stuff up. Sometimes my memory plays tricks on me
and I get things a little screwy, or I can't add correctly, but for the
most part if I write it in my blog soon after I experience something, it
will come out true. This is the case here. And it should make my Dear
Readers laugh or at least chuckle. We all need to chuckle.
I
recently met with a couple that I sold a place to a few years ago. I
was sitting in their living room petting the family dog and swapping
stories about Key West real estate - what else? We were discussing all
the changes they made to their home. Then the man's eyes darted to the
left as if looking through the bedroom wall - the one with the Comcast
box.
He
mentioned the time when the contractors were working on the house. He
recited a laundry list of little changes they made to their Key West
getaway. I perked up when he started to talk about the porn bill. It
seems that the contractor or one of his workers had racked up a $300
Comcast bill for porn videos that were viewed the month the contractor
was supposed to be remodeling the house. I think that's when the Mrs.
remarked there was one day someone watched three porn movies. I think
porn movies last about two hours so that means somebody (or somebodies)
charged the owners a lot of money to watch the porn the owners had to
pay for. Talk about over-billing.
I then asked who the
contractor was. The man said the contractor's name. I'll call the guy
"Mort" because I might get sued if I said the real name. I know Mort. I
may have recommended Mort to this couple. I have recommended Mort to
other people who wanted a contractor who would take on smaller projects.
I said "He's so old, I didn't know he still had a dick!" The lady
looked at me like what did you just say?
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1 comment:
Very good memory, I commend you Gary! My Comcast story is about contacting them for cable service in my newly built Key West home in 2010. I contacted them on a Friday, and we agreed on the following Monday as the install date. Well Monday, calling them again. Tuesday, same, all the way to Friday, when THEY called me and asked if we were ready for the install. I politely told them to keep it, we have no cable, nor satellite dish to this day. We learned “Keys Time”. This city has enough comedy, news, And drama to keep us happily occupied, thank you very much.
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