From August 4, 2012
HOW GAY WAS MY VILLA?
It's a free world (at least it is here in Key West) where people can
be and do just about anything and everything. We all seem to get
along. And except for some do-gooders that sit on some public
commissions, we all try to stay out of each others "business".
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Some places amaze me |
One
of the really great things about my job as a Realtors is that I get to
see inside so
many Key West homes. Some places amaze me. Sometimes after I have
visited a really incredible home, I go back to my house and feel the
need to clean,
or paint, or redecorate. Other places sometimes make me feel pity for
the sad souls
that live in helpless hovels. I have been inside more than enough places
that reek of urine but that are inhabited by human beings. I have had
to move sideways through rooms filled with years of accumulated trash.
And I wonder what in the world is wrong with the people that live there.
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This is one of the better (cleaner) views of this house of horror filled with dead animals
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I
have been in multi-million dollar properties that exude an ambiance
most of us can only dream of. But more regularly I get to see some
really nice homes that are comfortably decorated with Key West flair.
You can't by flair in a store, but you know it when you see it. If you
have enough money you can hire someone with flair to decorate your home
for you. Many of
the chicest of homes in Key West are gay owned have the look and style
buyers want.

And
there have been a few occasions I have shown houses that are just a gay
as gay can get. The most memorable gay house was located in the Meadows
area. I showed that house several times a few years back. It had the
obligatory statue of David near the pool. There were statuettes, oil
paintings, charcoal prints,and etchings of nude and semi-nude males
throughout the house and garden. Every square foot had some form of art
that paid homage to the naked male figure. After months of not being
able to sell the house, the listing Realtor finally persuaded the owner
to store some of the artwork off property. A few years later when that
same house was for sale again, I actually noticed what terrible shape
the house was in. The naughty artwork from before had distracted my
attention from
the condition of the property itself. But it did the same thing to my
potential buyers because nobody was ever interested in seeing that place
a second time.
One gay man asked me to look at his
house to discuss listing it. That was in 2006 when Key West was in the height of the real
estate boom. I might have got the listing had I not told him to take down
the huge and virtually nude portrait of himself that hung above French
doors leading to the back yard.
There was also that
time I was in a really nice home located at the dead end of a Key West
lane to discuss listing the house. The owner and I were standing in one
of two master baths discussing the features of the house when I spotted
it. The DILDO! I lost my voice and the ability to put words together to make a sentence.
Decorating with dildos is a no-no.!
I have seen enough
mannequins dressed in drag or adorned in leather posed in the corner of a
room or next to a window that I don't even take a second look anymore.
But my buyers do.
Mannequins are one thing. Slings are
another. A couple of years ago I wrote a blog about "The War of the Roses" house. I showed
it several times. The name I gave the property was derived from the
ordeal the two gay owners were going through in the split of their
personal lives and their real estate investments. I had to laugh at
the "guest" bedroom that was set up as a dungeon complete with sling. Most
of my buyers did find that room very interesting.
A couple of years ago I wrote about a home owned by some gay friends who
left town and had placed their house for sale. The place had a long
term tenant who himself had several roommates. The renter had turned the
place into his own comfortable gay love nest. I say that
kindly. The tenant was as sweet as he could be. The place was always
immaculate.
Let's just say the walls of the master bedroom and master bath were
decorated primarily with photos of naked gay porn stars. I think it
would be very difficult for a normal straight couple to imagine living
in this house because of the huge collection of gay porn photos and
other gay decorations throughout the house and near the pool. God, I
must sound like some prude!
Call me old fashioned. I
grew up in the 1950s when gay decorating was -- different. But what the
heck. This is Key West. It is okay to be gay here, and it is okay to
decorate your home, condo, or villa anyway you want.
If you are thinking of buying a place in Key West and are looking for a gay Realtor, call me,
Gary Thomas,
305-766-2642 or contact my by e-mail at
kw1101v@aol.com. I am a full time Realtor at
Preferred Properties Coastal Realty, Inc.
Living life in Key West is just great. I could care less how you
decorate your villa as long as you are happy. However, sometimes it
might be a little easier to sell your home if you hide your porn and
stow away the dildos.